Cat, why are you sitting on me?
I have work to do today, and you are not helping! No, everything is not better with a cat! I don't care how much you purr, and besides you're shoving cat hair up my nose. Do you not understand how hard it is to type around a cat? I've already had two system crashes today (producing bounhy6jm7ght and wondc3eer), and haven't really got much done because of that. Not to mention you, cat! Look, you have a new box to play in now, why don't you? Usually you are content to sleep all day on any one of a half-dozen surfaces, why don't you? Oh no; is that your big, furry brother coming this way? There isn't room on my lap for both of you! CATS!