Correcting confusion
Donald Trump doesn't seem to understand that the Great Lakes, with the exception of Superior, were named for native tribes and that those names are fixed by international agreement. They are not subject to change by the whim of a demented dictator.
So to make things easier for him, I have issued my own Executive Order wherein from now on all the lakes will be called "Lake Canada", as Canada is also a native word (its approximate meaning being "village").
Lake Canada of course flows into the Canada Seaway and out into the Canada Ocean. This system will be much easier for those who are mentally challenged and unable to understand the complexities of reality.