Eight Implausible New Films!
(Total silliness)
You didn't read the books that were never written, now don't watch the movies that will never be made!
Donny Trumper and the Philosopher's Bone
Donny Trumper and the Chamber of Perverts
Donny Trumper and the Prisoner of Assholeland
Donny Trumper and the Goblet of Liars
Donny Trumper and the Order of the Phoneys
Donny Trumper and the Half-wit Prince
Donny Trumper and the Deathly Tallows (Part 1)
Donny Trumper and the Deathly Tallows (Part B)\
It's all about "He who must not be shamed!"