Why do I write this?

OpenAI has a plan!

So OpenAI says it will track its AI's criminal behaviour "more closely".

Yeah, that ought to work.

Hey maybe the CEO could ride along in the getaway car when the AI robs a bank!

Of course it doesn't need a getaway car; it only has to hack into banking systems, drain every dollar from every account, transfer it all to an untraceable off-shore numbered account, and make 'someone' very rich. All in an instant.

Of course computers don't need money.

It's only a matter of time before this happens.