Why do I write this?

Perverted paradox

Suppose you start an Internet rumour about someone like Dumb-dumb Donny.
Suppose you say he's a pedophile.
Who would believe it?\

Well his brainless followers would, because they are quick to believe any lie but adamantly refuse to believe the truth no matter the source.\

But that's okay, because they'd be good if he himself said it, or if he declared he was a cannibal for that matter. They'd go right along with any evil he comes up with.\

After all, they have so far.