Why do I write this?

The dumb people

Holy hippo, how dumb can people get?
That is not a challenge, okay?
There was a headline today about the increase in e-scooter injuries and fatalities. They posted a picture to illustrate. The picture showed two people illegally riding their e-scooters on a street. But don't worry; they both had helmets.
Safely secured to the handlebars, not on their heads.